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This story is a parody. As some of my friends know, I was pestered to write a story for a while, and finally decided to start one to shut people up. This has plot holes, cliches, unexplained crap, missing background stories, deus ex machina (however that's spelt), personality switching, and god knows what else. It's too 'serious' for most people to realize it's a parody (my fault), and too long for msot other uses, so it's here, because I'm not wanting months of work over a certain winter ot just go down the toilet, damnit.